Friday, February 12, 2010

Pros v Joes ACC version (reality show)

So ITBTG said earlier that the most popular Orlando rookie was a spot filler...since then he's been heat checking and helping his Fla.swamp team win.
Last night it was the kids table shoot out.
J.J. Hickson put his one year of basketball education to use in the workplace, as did J.J. Reddick.
Vince Carter,Tarheel gamesman, was out crushing last night on his new team, for the town known most for it Perkin's waitresses and damaged fireplugs;Jamie Grubbs.
Orlando also paroled MB from Golden St. penitentary,(good behavior/read bible 2x).
"He would skip practices and be stunt doubling on Jackass, get him offa the west coast."-Don Nelson, an x & o journeyman.

The real story here is about UNC dominator Jawad Williams breezing past white chocolate for dunks with casual regularity. Delonte West letting his fro do the work his tats wouldn't which was dbl figures.Danny Green is the ACC's most prolific freestlye bench dancer in the NBA.
Take that.
Since we all understand,the given, that UNC is miles ahead of Duke & the University of North Carolina at Raleigh at the paid in money level, we can then enjoy the game for its true merit.
The Tats.
My favorite team this year, other than the default Bobcats, is Denver.
The only problem is the weather & that prospectors kit at center court for a logo.The team definitely saw that upon signing there and decided-Let's do this.
repeat after me!No tats !no team!
George Karl screamed outside the ink parlor, under a highway next to the morgue on a dock.
http://www.11points.com/Sports/11_Worst_NBA_Tattoos_Ever

Monday, February 8, 2010

mulatto republic, Belie'e DAT

Tea Party nation was able to conjure up something other than potatoes out there - which was fear.
Got the TPN rolling .Where is the CNN clip where WW2 vet says , " I could see her living next door to me."

Platform 1. Get guns & Ammo before they stop manufacturing
2. accidently slice probable mulattos, octaroons, or 'quaddies, if they appear to have green bleedability!
3. Go to church, come home pack for Opryland- No guns-fire in the air against AlQuaada & Obama, (your real target is Walmart/the Grammy's), then project hate at TSA.
4. Tire from shaking purebred hands of true blue blood- Then, reenact all the Town hall grievances simultaneously and repeatedly until your fearless Bimbo gets an ear prompt or morning briefing on the invention of...
a note card.
5. Submerge into the sess and backwater until another Klancoming or Necktivity in the 2010. A lot held in historically racially whack cities in 2010.
6. Prop up ethnic church goers;commend them on being 'different than other blacks you've met'!

Friday, February 5, 2010

UNC gets ready for Basketball season



(AP)Blacksburg Va.
Despite playing a Metallica song that predates the students at peak volume, coach Greenberg's crying about expanding the tournament was very audible as he charged out of the tunnel with his student/athletes. They would go on in the game to "totally luck out" as one of the Hokie players admitted bravely. "We were outplayed and got a lot more calls, we had the Zebras in our jockstraps and they took care of #21 real quick!", said some non-future NBA pick from the 'tech' school."Yeah, sometimes you just steal one"ha...ha ha,a guy chimed in with his name and jersey number prominent,yet not really having any visual effect on me what so ever.One more participant , yet completely irrelevant player mumbled how could UNC's RPI be so low ."Either computers or know it all talking heads, dey all two bof wrong"
I could not agree more.

Monday, February 1, 2010