Sunday, December 26, 2010

cut NPR funds- Fox tit for tat, becomes shit for shat infantile argument

On Fox news sunday, as the panel discussion drew to a close, unusually allowing time for the moderator Chris Wallace to mumble goodbye, (in very Charles Nelson Riley accent, without headshake) after all comments are made.
The final question: would S.Palin jump in the 2012 race? J. Williams said Palin would be fine until it became a based on intellect, and immediate responses. A known fact.
D. Perino,W. Krystol, & Nina I take the free buffet & makeup so seriously, all simultaneously released their bowels mentally.
Why would Juan think this? or say it! She's... she's.. just muttering, and furrowed brows at their new black friend being a black snob.
Why is the right so ready to call Obama an elitist, a schooled up, Maltan born, cityassed lawman.
Who's even seen Harvard in person? it probably doesn't exist.
Bush went to Yale, but his daddy got him in, and records were sealed, so its easy to forget.
Gingrich's background won't matter. Palin,sportscaster,hunter, mama bear

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

this guy and his game

Baseball being phased out of America-
Nov. 9, 2010 (reuters)
In a time when only North west coast stoners play big
Ol Texas speedfreaks, MLB has finally opened its eyes , and shutting its doors.
"I knew it would come, and I am taking action- no further comments", said commish Bud Selig.
"When Scott Stapp from that shitty band he is in wrote a Marlin's tribute song, I knew I needed to move quickly. I put on my filthiest tie and gravy stained blazer , fogged my glasses, messed my hair and now I am at this lectern stepping up and lighting a fire under this game.
Its over. nothing else"
"it is a great game, but if no one will come because of local deals - The real blackout will be my subbing dominicans for blacks- they're out. "that's it, you have your statements.
and one more bit- If it[the game] comes back, I'll move it to a visitors and home yards. thats it 2 parks.
one in thr D.R. and one in Miami...
"I'm doing what any other commish would do... Goodell, Stern- I'm the template maker!"
Any furtherquestions?...
http://www.theonion.com/articles/florida-state-university-to-phase-out-academic-ope,5425/

Friday, February 12, 2010

Pros v Joes ACC version (reality show)

So ITBTG said earlier that the most popular Orlando rookie was a spot filler...since then he's been heat checking and helping his Fla.swamp team win.
Last night it was the kids table shoot out.
J.J. Hickson put his one year of basketball education to use in the workplace, as did J.J. Reddick.
Vince Carter,Tarheel gamesman, was out crushing last night on his new team, for the town known most for it Perkin's waitresses and damaged fireplugs;Jamie Grubbs.
Orlando also paroled MB from Golden St. penitentary,(good behavior/read bible 2x).
"He would skip practices and be stunt doubling on Jackass, get him offa the west coast."-Don Nelson, an x & o journeyman.

The real story here is about UNC dominator Jawad Williams breezing past white chocolate for dunks with casual regularity. Delonte West letting his fro do the work his tats wouldn't which was dbl figures.Danny Green is the ACC's most prolific freestlye bench dancer in the NBA.
Take that.
Since we all understand,the given, that UNC is miles ahead of Duke & the University of North Carolina at Raleigh at the paid in money level, we can then enjoy the game for its true merit.
The Tats.
My favorite team this year, other than the default Bobcats, is Denver.
The only problem is the weather & that prospectors kit at center court for a logo.The team definitely saw that upon signing there and decided-Let's do this.
repeat after me!No tats !no team!
George Karl screamed outside the ink parlor, under a highway next to the morgue on a dock.
http://www.11points.com/Sports/11_Worst_NBA_Tattoos_Ever

Monday, February 8, 2010

mulatto republic, Belie'e DAT

Tea Party nation was able to conjure up something other than potatoes out there - which was fear.
Got the TPN rolling .Where is the CNN clip where WW2 vet says , " I could see her living next door to me."

Platform 1. Get guns & Ammo before they stop manufacturing
2. accidently slice probable mulattos, octaroons, or 'quaddies, if they appear to have green bleedability!
3. Go to church, come home pack for Opryland- No guns-fire in the air against AlQuaada & Obama, (your real target is Walmart/the Grammy's), then project hate at TSA.
4. Tire from shaking purebred hands of true blue blood- Then, reenact all the Town hall grievances simultaneously and repeatedly until your fearless Bimbo gets an ear prompt or morning briefing on the invention of...
a note card.
5. Submerge into the sess and backwater until another Klancoming or Necktivity in the 2010. A lot held in historically racially whack cities in 2010.
6. Prop up ethnic church goers;commend them on being 'different than other blacks you've met'!

Friday, February 5, 2010

UNC gets ready for Basketball season



(AP)Blacksburg Va.
Despite playing a Metallica song that predates the students at peak volume, coach Greenberg's crying about expanding the tournament was very audible as he charged out of the tunnel with his student/athletes. They would go on in the game to "totally luck out" as one of the Hokie players admitted bravely. "We were outplayed and got a lot more calls, we had the Zebras in our jockstraps and they took care of #21 real quick!", said some non-future NBA pick from the 'tech' school."Yeah, sometimes you just steal one"ha...ha ha,a guy chimed in with his name and jersey number prominent,yet not really having any visual effect on me what so ever.One more participant , yet completely irrelevant player mumbled how could UNC's RPI be so low ."Either computers or know it all talking heads, dey all two bof wrong"
I could not agree more.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Sunday, January 31, 2010

recall those cars?

Nothing will surpass summer windows down,NPR blaring an MLK story at Wade avenue's then final stoplight.1989. Chapel Hill is only 20 minutes and three good lane changes from west Raleigh. Now I hear stereo WUNC coming from Chapel Hill 'cause its too Wine & cheese for the State capital city,even though just past this obnoxious loud radio ass, is the Wine Merchant( 3 1/2 of 5 stars)& a new whole foods.You'll catch on Raleighwood.
DWB has gotten worser thanks to Obama.

The clown , turns out to be genius slackMF TR.Both on the line at the light.Honda Accord v Ford Escort. Tessa asked me to take care of her car while in S.America-there was one-
Eye contact and laughter are the unspoken opening official ceremony of the race.Its on much like Donkey Kong. A flash of 1 second of ,WTF,light hits green. Now its gonna take 25 power moves as ATC fades in world importance.Robert Segal or his alter ego Noel Adams seems mute.Hitting 90mph and darting like we were in a Mad Max 4 'fuck thunderdome kill the negro&nerd'race.I think it was the fastest I have made it since they built that torrible section of I-40 in 1987.It was something-like the sit down arcade video games later made. Only Reardon still drives to Crooks Corner like that to beat closing.
I don't drive my Buick wagon in that fashion.

Drive ahead of closing time to crooks, click on door, open menu, select Fried Cheese pork, take shopping cart to checkout.click, Gayle- Pay pal®.wave through window to Bill.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Heaven's Bells


Not realistic...tck.tck.tck..Tttckh! faceslap
This is how supermodels look at almost all guys, especially when working at a fast food place.
The disdain from the girl told to go get the other girl is typical for a fast food employee,as she stands there unbusying her hands.
Meanwhile the woman listening looks like she wants to stab this guy,with 100% audience approval.Uta , Ollie, and Mace, have to growed up in this [fast food/pretend drug ad] nation.
At 6:30 , I sat down & before jim leher or Diane could get a shot- this came on the screen. Lynn wasn't happy.

some guy finally makes a shot


(AP)A player with seemingly no name on his jersey was allowed on the court
and eventually lucked into a basket from the 'Trifecter' as his MANBLA announcer/"friend", Richard 'Dickie' Vital.
After the win over the Celtics, when asked who took that ill advised 3 but got completely lucky, the coach said "Its not important, no one cares.. to tell ya the truth, I don't really recognize him!"

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

totally not believable

I saw this old email

Mac, George,
I got to see Marvin's golf show from '98 last night and I'd like to commend both of you on your form. Mac with a distinctive "old skool" style with the pronounced forward press and George displaying statuesque balance while swinging through and keeping his head and spine centered. It is no wonder you destroyed Aiken and Marvin at the Links of Lake Winds that cold day. Talk to ya'll soon. If you ever need someone to complete a foursome, I'm at 919-918-7731 and live down the road from George (if still in Deer Mtn).

Best regards,

Mark

Sunday, January 24, 2010

OK, welcome to the blog

Everyone is invited so we can all post now.