Too sick to go to the game

Steve and Karen Balcolm offered me their usual tickets to the Dean Dome tonight, UNC vs Virginia Tech, but I'm too sick to even go. Look for Steve and Lane Wurster to be on like the second row, they're sitting in the Carolina Brewery/Poitras seats. I was going to get their other scraps in the upper deck. Instead I will watch in HDTV on the couch with alka-seltzer plus. And then Comedy Central and the Cartoon network now that Time Warner finally has them both in HD. (what took them so long with Comedy Central?) All the kids get their news from Jon Stewart now, do they not deserve the new technology? They don't even care anymore, they're so spoiled by it.

too much wojo-not enough mojo

UNC
- 2010 top ranking peoples school... so take a Concannon petite syrah ($10)w/ some trisciuts($3) (original flavor) and cabots extra sharp cheddar($2)( and sit down w/ sam cassell - exactly!
No one knows where he is.
Duke
- Potholes everywhere on main st, ,Buchannan, Broad, Ninth,.. is this the Jersy shore? well..
& #2 in the ACC standings. the world's most expensive tents in K's honor mocking current 3rd world issues... please repudiate!
the numbers show Duke will not repeat a title; thus a failed season in the making.
Coach stubing's power rankings, presented by King block.
1. UNC - win on the road v. Va. frontporch standings
2.Duke - won @ home, data proves it was because of homecourt- sideporch
3. NCSU - where they belong, on the back porch
4. outhouse spot-

D-baggers won't be outdone by T-baggers

Ultra conservatives, gun jockeys, and other fearful and hateful Bags want reporters to show some respect for Palin's gunsights on the new republican state by state takeover . First , the GOP needs a makeover, so many charismatic, honest, idiots from which to choose;
and its going to take more than a half-baked Alaskan* to do it! Probably in her fishing or hunting waders on, Palin breaks into a tragic week to call for 'Blood Libel ' refudiation.
That is pure 'Spit Slander', no one said she tweeted any malice to the looney kid. If I vomit while your Snook-a-like daughter trips off the stage- is that 'Mucous misdemeanor'. Levi may be a 'Fist Forgerer', based on his anger and public photo choices.
Maybe not the scrotal queen of the T partiers , but an 'Ugly Utterer', and bagger none the less.

cut NPR funds- Fox tit for tat, becomes shit for shat infantile argument

On Fox news sunday, as the panel discussion drew to a close, unusually allowing time for the moderator Chris Wallace to mumble goodbye, (in very Charles Nelson Riley accent, without headshake) after all comments are made.
The final question: would S.Palin jump in the 2012 race? J. Williams said Palin would be fine until it became a based on intellect, and immediate responses. A known fact.
D. Perino,W. Krystol, & Nina I take the free buffet & makeup so seriously, all simultaneously released their bowels mentally.
Why would Juan think this? or say it! She's... she's.. just muttering, and furrowed brows at their new black friend being a black snob.
Why is the right so ready to call Obama an elitist, a schooled up, Maltan born, cityassed lawman.
Who's even seen Harvard in person? it probably doesn't exist.
Bush went to Yale, but his daddy got him in, and records were sealed, so its easy to forget.
Gingrich's background won't matter. Palin,sportscaster,hunter, mama bear

this guy and his game

Baseball being phased out of America-
Nov. 9, 2010 (reuters)
In a time when only North west coast stoners play big
Ol Texas speedfreaks, MLB has finally opened its eyes , and shutting its doors.
"I knew it would come, and I am taking action- no further comments", said commish Bud Selig.
"When Scott Stapp from that shitty band he is in wrote a Marlin's tribute song, I knew I needed to move quickly. I put on my filthiest tie and gravy stained blazer , fogged my glasses, messed my hair and now I am at this lectern stepping up and lighting a fire under this game.
Its over. nothing else"
"it is a great game, but if no one will come because of local deals - The real blackout will be my subbing dominicans for blacks- they're out. "that's it, you have your statements.
and one more bit- If it[the game] comes back, I'll move it to a visitors and home yards. thats it 2 parks.
one in thr D.R. and one in Miami...
"I'm doing what any other commish would do... Goodell, Stern- I'm the template maker!"
Any furtherquestions?...
http://www.theonion.com/articles/florida-state-university-to-phase-out-academic-ope,5425/

Pros v Joes ACC version (reality show)

So ITBTG said earlier that the most popular Orlando rookie was a spot filler...since then he's been heat checking and helping his Fla.swamp team win.
Last night it was the kids table shoot out.
J.J. Hickson put his one year of basketball education to use in the workplace, as did J.J. Reddick.
Vince Carter,Tarheel gamesman, was out crushing last night on his new team, for the town known most for it Perkin's waitresses and damaged fireplugs;Jamie Grubbs.
Orlando also paroled MB from Golden St. penitentary,(good behavior/read bible 2x).

"He would skip practices and be stunt doubling on Jackass, get him offa the west coast."-Don Nelson, an x & o journeyman.

The real story here is about UNC dominator Jawad Williams breezing past white chocolate for dunks with casual regularity. Delonte West letting his fro do the work his tats wouldn't which was dbl figures.Danny Green is the ACC's most prolific freestlye bench dancer in the NBA.
Take that.
Since we all understand,the given, that UNC is miles ahead of Duke & the University of North Carolina at Raleigh at the paid in money level, we can then enjoy the game for its true merit.
The Tats.
My favorite team this year, other than the default Bobcats, is Denver.
The only problem is the weather & that prospectors kit at center court for a logo.The team definitely saw that upon signing there and decided-Let's do this.
repeat after me!No tats !no team!
George Karl screamed outside the ink parlor, under a highway next to the morgue on a dock.
http://www.11points.com/Sports/11_Worst_NBA_Tattoos_Ever

mulatto republic, Belie'e DAT

Tea Party nation was able to conjure up something other than potatoes out there - which was fear.
Got the TPN rolling .Where is the CNN clip where WW2 vet says , " I could see her living next door to me."

Platform 1. Get guns & Ammo before they stop manufacturing
2. accidently slice probable mulattos, octaroons, or 'quaddies, if they appear to have green bleedability!
3. Go to church, come home pack for Opryland- No guns-fire in the air against AlQuaada & Obama, (your real target is Walmart/the Grammy's), then project hate at TSA.
4. Tire from shaking purebred hands of true blue blood- Then, reenact all the Town hall grievances simultaneously and repeatedly until your fearless Bimbo gets an ear prompt or morning briefing on the invention of...
a note card.
5. Submerge into the sess and backwater until another Klancoming or Necktivity in the 2010. A lot held in historically racially whack cities in 2010.
6. Prop up ethnic church goers;commend them on being 'different than other blacks you've met'!