Cheating And Lying

CAL, a 2011 space oddity.Crying about Leaving How does the NCAA let this man Coach John 'Caught again losing',Calipari keep oozing out of their greedy hands. Their slimey hands must be greasier than Jessco White's wife/aunts eggs. Rumours have the NCAA pushing the perpetual program vacater to vacation in the NBA. "We know he will not attain his same level of sleeze, but he is welcome to try his yelling act w/millionaires." He would be a wonderful addition to our league, w/ the international crowd." smarmied David Stern,ringleader. Cutting and leeching, Coach Cal, should not be allowed to demolish more than 2 programs. Especially, knowingly. If these student athletes are learning anything in college days,its what behind the scenes of big biz looks like. Chewyourgrousse.blogspot.com Well, behind every business is an ass;all of them, so...too bad only a select few student atheletes can smell it up close. Shake its hand while receiving accolades-awards semi-respected. A University President grinning like the back of a cobras head, extending his uncalloused hand for the first time. Hundres of miles away from campus. Thanks for those millions.. I mean slam dunks. Not Coach Cal. You think a Criminal Assed Loser would be all Pragma;he adjusts his style of game according to the players he pulls from wherever. No its Karma, that gets him in the end. Humanity hopes. Humanity is not cheering for a Clown another liberal arts school.Humanity wants your serial coaching/killing of general college level student atheletes arresrted.Humans everywhere want to see you go coach at CAL -Berkeley w/student athletes.SAT's,son.

He's out in the open. He does what NCAA lets him.

inverting his body and letting his doo slip and slide him from campus to campus(showing an Ozark area preference- away from the mob).Done and Did. Can and left, and leaves before the Fan can even get turned on. Can anyone look at Kentucky and feel pity on repeat offenders in love.

New , Old objectives finally tapped

President Obama will hit the third ring of the 1st Circus tomorrow night and all eyes will be on
his words. The main ones will be 'jobs' and 'Tuckus' . Jobs means finding the pretend unemployed & intentionally unemployable. Find them a task for minimum spare change or set them on the floating Manhattan barge. A lot of your street corners are congested with young men and women with Bachelors in street knowledge, Masters of fine arts of getting over, and latchkey credit card P.hd's. they need a speech calling them to work.
Earlier the White house had the 1st ring in Hawaii, (can't he pull us out of snow). Ring 2 was a spotlight on Centricity or Presidents day-(what an elitist, well educated hater. I cain't stand an Obama!)
Totally Underspendening Cash Keeps US Straight or Tuckus will create a reduction; not always wanted. The budget does need tackling , and a reduction in this case will help, the deficit.

Rep your team

Support your ball club!
Wear officially liscensed gear.
Go Duke Blue devils, we like you. Rah, Rah, Rah!
Goooooooo TEAM.

Not as much TV as Akin and Billy

Having perfect attendance at Wilshire Crest elementary and Presbyterian church would lead you to think - here is a 5 yr old who can't keep a television schedule, exercise regimen and tons of parental forced homework. a slack MF I wasn't. http://www.soundopinions.org/
guide the mouse or curser over to the sat jan 22 show & "click on it"!
But I had did this.
Jack Lalane, Romper Room, New zoo revue, & Bozo- by this point of the day it feels like late night Adult Swim or Fx( slouched to a slumpback position +big ol' brooklyn choclate stout in one hand, Haagen dazs in the lap, choclate chip cookies in the other palm, on the coffee table bread pudding or hot cocoa/ apple cider).By the time Captain Kangaroo was over , I need Gatorade refuel, he was like Charlie Rose, or Jim Lehrer. You might as well go to school.
When Kittrell,NC came calling our family, Uncle Paul had the best theme song, but it didn't jibe. I wouldn't watch TV for years, hence a lack of knowledge for wack sitcoms. (steve akin .facebook he watches everything)
The point is Lalane lived for a good century with his calisthenics criticized by Baby boomers and under. I did the arm twirl (rotator cuffbreak)+ the bicycle(pelvis splitter) + sidebends & situps (not yoga approved),& of course the Jumping Jack® named by Lalane for Lalane which
Gov. Arnold ruined.(groping, steroids, accent)
Instructor, Sir Mix a lot told his aerobics class -

You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it

gym class dismissed.
Preesh to Jack Lalane, and his son working with his wife, while tanning.

No disrespect

No need for this gas aid or lactaid, now that Haagen Dazs is dropping the volume of the 14 oz. pint(?) down to a thimble.
Trickle down effect will be felt in all areas of the Ice cream industry where HD is the King;dietary supplements are at their mercy. As are garment aides. Let's illustrate the ice cream melting tree if you will as Haagen Dazs is ruling with an iron fist. And pretty heavily as a super premium v. Ben and Jerry's - an almost perfect company, great people. Hands on , not general mills, over pillsbury...etc.
Anyway, In that fist is the lactose mafia, finger one .The Haier mini fridge Asian mafia, second finger, third, the cookies/cake contingent.4. cones (dying industry) 5. gas / oil companies.
Those are some lobbying digits that can pack a punch, and now no subtlebutt.com

Dopemine, not just for white punks -

Addictions are tough. All of 'em. If you're in the math club or the chess club, not hobbying in moderation - someone is going to end up fist pumping under the sheets, past curfew, working that abacus until the little beads fall off.And a calculator needs a flashlight. For some math. Just for a smile from an academic superior? And a high mark. Then the chess cerebral youth is planning so far ahead in his club, he's ready for his drivers license to drive around yelling anti semitic slurs and muttering political gibberish in hiding.
Or in some peoples situation, Haagen Dazs. The only ice cream that matters, probably endorsed originally by The Clash.
A guy & his wife sat around until he came up with a fake, yet believable name.
Its a monkey marketing technique in the ad industry called Chimp-chatter®, where a product is branded with a non American English based name having enormous success based on our gullibility. And gobble we did. Being able to sniff out occidental ignorami is crucial in step one of Capitalistic boot in the ass of the many. $2.85 at the Wart - (depression,nausea mandatory)but low prices! at Hairless $4.65, (fire hazard entrance/exit)
Nestle is the maker under Dryers Ice cream, and they dream of a world of no breastfeeding, in a universe with no laws ,in a galaxy with no consarn watchdog groups and activists. Didn't they hear Dres & Longe of the Black Sheep explain the problems with a 'Similac child'. They have certainly been brow beating people internationally since 1991, like Missionaries with bottled,and canned breats milk, yet not from a breast.http://www.haagen-dazs.com/products/product.aspx?id=221
Haagen dazs talking points served super soft- 1. 14 oz. (now) less cream , more cost $ 2. Save the bees , for us, but you guys also! 3. No breast feeding, we got all y'all on the milk=believe dat. and 4. all other brands not local are inferior 5. The Haagen Dazs website and flavor info is not correct regarding store locators

trucknuts for F*cknuts

As the area diversifies with newcomers, the original information superhighway expands. The streets, are the Original info Highway. (OH), as it will never be referred to again. 'The streets' are what 'the Man' should be using to find a citizen playing 'the fool'. Obnoxious headlights, undercarriage lighting, infringing stereo volume, Religious murals hindering view, corporate logos w/ no compensation. The target market demo for Johnny Law , turning themselves in, basically by heading out of the driveway.- no political stickers, no civic affiliation tags, or stickers proclaiming achievements their offspring may have garnered in elementary school.(spelled elite by the GOP) Said 'man', should look around the streets with open eyes and handcuffs. When you see guys with dogs tied up, but don't cruise with I love dogfighting stickers, Its because the stickers aren't sold anywhere.
Orange county is in the middle of the 'Donk car' triangle. These are cars raised to an abnormal
level allowing the riders more visibility and street status. The sacrifice: comfort, financial compensation for commercial decals, and in some opinions dignity. Local popularity of sittin' big grew from independent garages in Burlington, Roxboro, and Durham, NC. Due to the size of the 22- 26 inch rim diameter on the wheels , the ride is said to feel like driving a U.S. military equipment in Falluja or riding a smooth ostrich, with bad ankles side saddle with boxerbriefs on, but no saddle. If you know where the ankles are, we're on the same page.
Whether rural or urbane, living at home as an adult , or in the actual elevated car- They look ridonkulously funny.

"It's my damn truck!" a guy yelled at me as I laughed at how elevated his step bar was.

More than proving you have focused so much energy into something fleetingly clownish, is the theory of Necktivity. This principle beliefs - 1. 4x4 2. carpet roof to floor 3. stickers that have John Rocker political aspirations or Calvin praying/urinating on a non neck approved item or lifestyle. 4. A flag explaining how one can be a traitor, based on heritage. 5. chrome ornaments ie: flames on grill, Ed Hardy calligraphic font, and family stick figures showing potential incest victims - pets included.
what could be left? Any space is game, but what makes a statement that everyone can see -The tow package. Especially when it isn't in use and the prideful owner places a giant silver scrotum and replaces the lynch pin. To see a country boy survivin' - when he puts it on and steps back to admire it, (before he beats his Beagles into the payload for their own good!) "It's my damn truck!" a guy yelled at me as I laughed at how elevated his step bar was. His smiling lips , just beaming off those balls. Now folks know.
Once, while grinning at such a testicular set w/ an Equality sticker, and 'my Husband is a woman', or 'I wear the pants, but something- something' on it.Immediately, a woman jumped out and it looked like ass whoopin' time if I didn't straighten' right up. The truck almost morphed into a State trooper car with one sticker, personalized with my name& mapquest to the pokie. Her face dared me not to put my clown piece back in my pocket instead of pretending I'm on the phone and taking pictures. I did what her face instructed, and not on my own time. Then. phone off, and shut down. She should be a steward on a plane. I would imagine her collecting all the phones in a trashbag and tossing them up in the little secret area full of presumed goodies. Not one passenger would question getting their piece back, nor would one get a chance for in-flight clowning, text saving or otherwise. I began nervously rotating counterclockwise and tucking my shirt to deflect her glare, which may explain a burning beam through my tarheel tobagon. I looked at the waffle house, wendy's, hardee's, pizza hut,Occonneechee steak house, and all the other providers of tax base revenue that would be sprinkled in nooks and crannies without reason like so many pieces of fast food litter on Occoneechee mountain, the real Carolina's tallest point between shore and mountains, and a beautiful state park. No matter lawbreakers could pick it up. Tucking in my layers for the last time and realizing I'm out in the middle of a service station adjusting for two to three minutes, I wish I could hide under one of those Charlie Speight mystyle® wigs, popularized by Sex in the city. Is it safe too look. probably not yet, but I haven't been struck either. Ive been gutted by smaller tougher ones in the West village from lower hudson st. anglers and writers to Chelsea movies. I could take an elbow on the sidewalk outside my stoop getting a greek paper cup of black coffee outside the artbar, but thats why i'm in the boonies.
I'd prefer not to look up from my gas tank and catch a pair, but its quiet. I turned as the pair diflected the sun hit ball beams off unsuspecting people just rying to pay for gas or clean their windshield. I put on my sunglasses.
She wasn't looking, but rather talking truck with the Shell man. He's great. That man may have saved me.
I pulled up to the free air machine. "Its seventy-five cent up the street", some bulky jacket guy on a liquor cycle yells with his helmet on. I nod, "I know", I mumbled, as he kicked something, and backed out to get on, "but all the characters are here next to the highway sports fan".

Peter the StatesWolf

"The Spectator took a chance", Van Geison yelled from behind a bunch of expensive, yet barely still hi-tech AV gear. "Its unbelievable", he's telling me. "He could say anything at anytime, who will have the nerve to try and edit him?"- I asked needlessly. "Uh.. now, Des , ready lift "- the cart and gear went up a ramp in the boxtruck headed to Glaxo. Des moved the ramp and nodded towards Van Geisons direction and went inside; no doubt wondering who would get paid this week, but mostly would it be Des getting paid. I closed the doors to the Van as if I had been integral, "wouldn't the Independent be better." I said, slapping my hands together knocking off presumed work dust, proving equal work all around by all of us.
Barreling off whittaker mill rd and into the storage entrance, cutting fast around the fence is the Triangle AV pickup truck. 90 degrees and one second later the burgundy lowrider Ford is making cool down car sounds in one of many vacant spots perpendicular to the basic metal warehouse. Its a crap building divided by cardboard walls and subleased through some Bozo
with signs of all the badly run busineses or bad business ideas. I can hear the private detectives right next to my office discussing all aspects of everything. Better here than downtown one imagines. Doors fly open circus-style and Peter and Mary spill out smiling ;Mary hippie dippy saunters around the truck doing her Widespread panic moves, suddenly straightening up for a Olga Korbett balancing beam on the parking block. This stringbeaned frame
cat hops out and starts exploding into some civic Hillsborough street something someone on the town council- one way streets or round abouts or this that and the other. Shook my hand, introducing himself, David stood there casually, but fondly beaming.Daniel Chavis , receptionist came by dapping and hugging the new arrivals, giving them info sheets of the next AV gig. Everyday he comes to work repairing gear and dissecting some part of Raleigh politics. With solutions. Mordecai gentrify, Dix has many potentials -let's have a Dix picnic & discuss, N. Raleigh is good for tax $'s... Some politicians may not be telling the truth. he lost me at Raleigh.
When I'm in Wake county, I'm focused on leaving. It's July and I gotta set up for Y2k. Don't come to my door in 18 months asking for shine -ola. Or a damn thing. I make a mental checklist on I-40 east and at the top w/ an asterisk -LEAVE RALEIGH at a reasonable time.( notes for excuses to use in a realistic setting doesn't hurt a guy either- being ready). I occasionally wonder in my commute to wake co. who will act more civilized when y2k gets here, Orange co or them. Yuppies will have community help, but are sometimes really pretentious and selfconcerned.
Old Raleigh will have dueling battles and red clayball fights, forgetting water & vienna sausages. Stock up on the red clayballs for Durhamites wake co. your real concern. They didn't pave hwy 70 for Sunday strolling.
Unfortunate Raleigh nights with no music or much disposable money talking to Peter was a lot like what would eventually become Google. Tons of info. facts. Quite Barefootian ,really.
The man who had forgone the family red power tie, shaking babies hands, kissing constituents and the required school board stint to show you care. A dude who Hunter S'd and Thompson'd his way to Sadlacks, w/ regularity after a unique yet workingman's day. Eichenberger was in touch and sharp, peripherally peering on level at his family at their wake county posts. He liked exposing politics, but pressure wise and system wise, he did not enjoy the entire game. Like most sane folks. Whenever we spoke I saw his motto: unconventional are always to be considered . He was an uncommon guy, usually being totally believable. The people have him as Stateswolf, their scribe. People read peterbuilt .and need it. No fear, No Loathing.

Too sick to go to the game

Steve and Karen Balcolm offered me their usual tickets to the Dean Dome tonight, UNC vs Virginia Tech, but I'm too sick to even go. Look for Steve and Lane Wurster to be on like the second row, they're sitting in the Carolina Brewery/Poitras seats. I was going to get their other scraps in the upper deck. Instead I will watch in HDTV on the couch with alka-seltzer plus. And then Comedy Central and the Cartoon network now that Time Warner finally has them both in HD. (what took them so long with Comedy Central?) All the kids get their news from Jon Stewart now, do they not deserve the new technology? They don't even care anymore, they're so spoiled by it.

too much wojo-not enough mojo

UNC
- 2010 top ranking peoples school... so take a Concannon petite syrah ($10)w/ some trisciuts($3) (original flavor) and cabots extra sharp cheddar($2)( and sit down w/ sam cassell - exactly!
No one knows where he is.
Duke
- Potholes everywhere on main st, ,Buchannan, Broad, Ninth,.. is this the Jersy shore? well..
& #2 in the ACC standings. the world's most expensive tents in K's honor mocking current 3rd world issues... please repudiate!
the numbers show Duke will not repeat a title; thus a failed season in the making.
Coach stubing's power rankings, presented by King block.
1. UNC - win on the road v. Va. frontporch standings
2.Duke - won @ home, data proves it was because of homecourt- sideporch
3. NCSU - where they belong, on the back porch
4. outhouse spot-

D-baggers won't be outdone by T-baggers

Ultra conservatives, gun jockeys, and other fearful and hateful Bags want reporters to show some respect for Palin's gunsights on the new republican state by state takeover . First , the GOP needs a makeover, so many charismatic, honest, idiots from which to choose;
and its going to take more than a half-baked Alaskan* to do it! Probably in her fishing or hunting waders on, Palin breaks into a tragic week to call for 'Blood Libel ' refudiation.
That is pure 'Spit Slander', no one said she tweeted any malice to the looney kid. If I vomit while your Snook-a-like daughter trips off the stage- is that 'Mucous misdemeanor'. Levi may be a 'Fist Forgerer', based on his anger and public photo choices.
Maybe not the scrotal queen of the T partiers , but an 'Ugly Utterer', and bagger none the less.