Monday, January 24, 2011

Not as much TV as Akin and Billy


Having perfect attendance at Wilshire Crest elementary and Presbyterian church would lead you to think - here is a 5 yr old who can't keep a television schedule, exercise regimen and tons of parental forced homework. a slack MF I wasn't. http://www.soundopinions.org/
guide the mouse or curser over to the sat jan 22 show & "click on it"!
But I had did this.
Jack Lalane, Romper Room, New zoo revue, & Bozo- by this point of the day it feels like late night Adult Swim or Fx( slouched to a slumpback position +big ol' brooklyn choclate stout in one hand, Haagen dazs in the lap, choclate chip cookies in the other palm, on the coffee table bread pudding or hot cocoa/ apple cider).By the time Captain Kangaroo was over , I need Gatorade refuel, he was like Charlie Rose, or Jim Lehrer. You might as well go to school.
When Kittrell,NC came calling our family, Uncle Paul had the best theme song, but it didn't jibe. I wouldn't watch TV for years, hence a lack of knowledge for wack sitcoms. (steve akin .facebook he watches everything)
The point is Lalane lived for a good century with his calisthenics criticized by Baby boomers and under. I did the arm twirl (rotator cuffbreak)+ the bicycle(pelvis splitter) + sidebends & situps (not yoga approved),& of course the Jumping Jack® named by Lalane for Lalane which
Gov. Arnold ruined.(groping, steroids, accent)
Instructor, Sir Mix a lot told his aerobics class -
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
gym class dismissed.
Preesh to Jack Lalane, and his son working with his wife, while tanning.

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